Deciding who you are in the order of this unique community
This was written as a joke, not intended to insult anyone. The truth is, the best Twin Peaks fans are amalgamations of all these and many more.
THE HAWK
I study Twin Peaks to reveal myself to myself. Then I communicate to anyone who will listen about the key moments that reveal wisdom in the art. I operate with a noble intention, and I will always fight for The Good.
THE WAITER
How did I get here? What the hell is going on? Looks like fun! Hey buddy, thumbs up to you, too!
THE DOUGIE JONES
Are you talking when Twin Peaks is on? Shut your face, drink your coffee, and pass me a donut.
THE AUDREY
That person said what to me? They kicked me out of their group just for that? Everyone is such an asshole here! I’m done with Twin Peaks forever!
THE MAYOR
I was the first one here and, dammit, everyone needs to show me some respect. I really don’t even want to be here anymore, but I was here first, so…
…and also, TheMayor thinks The Return sucks and never should have been made.
